DOG TALES . . .
You do'nt own the pug, the pug owns you!

 -Unkown

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead
of  his tongue.
 -Anonymous
  Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers
  If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
 -Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
 -Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
 -Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.And
in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
 -Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
 -Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down.
 -Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
 -Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
 -Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
 -Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
 -Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
 -Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
 -Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives more whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I  am.
 -Unknown

 Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

 If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

 Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

 Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

 Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

 Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

 Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

 Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

 Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

 The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

 If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

 Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

 Sadly, all men are created equal.

Are'nt these great??